Jude: What I don't get about Santa's Helpers [Elf on the Shelf] is why do people get them? If they know they sneak around the house and stuff? One girl in my class, they found theirs on the rim of the toilet.
Sunday, September 2, 2018
Ezra: Aren't donkeys like horses, but not as good?
Tuesday, March 27, 2018
Me: I have 9,667 steps, so I need 333 more.
Jude: Free hundred firty-free. Free frees. Free free free.
Me: What's your tool for exhibition night?
Jude: A tape dispenser.
Me: How does a tape dispenser work?
Jude: No spoilers.
