Me: What did you do at Bible school?
Ezra: We draw pictures of God.
Me: What do you think God looks like?
Ezra: I think God is a part of the whole wide world.
Me: Did you learn that at Bible school?
Ezra: I don't know. Some of my friends think God is just a person, but I think God is the whole wide world.

Unhappily going to bed by himself.
Ezra: Oh man oh man oh man oh man. Nobody will sing me a song. This is going to be a bad night. This is going to be the bad night ever.


(Don't feel too sorry for him. He already had a book and two stories and two songs.)

Me: Ezra, eat your broccoli cheesey bites; they're good.
Ezra: No they're not, they bite!

Ezra: I can't go to sleep by myself 'til I'm 21!

Ezra showed a friend his new Leappad, saying, "This is my hopboard!"

Me: Let's go back and see what Jude's up to.
Ezra: I think he's playing with the toilet paper.
Me: He very well may be.
Ezra: Jude say, "Go, toilet paper, go!"

Me: Ezra, this is the last DragonTales episode we're going to watch, because it's not educational.
Ezra: Yes it is--it teaches you about dragons.
Me: But dragons aren't real, so that's not actually educational.
Ezra: Yes they are--they just live in the woods.