Jude: If we were meat eaters, we'd put meat in our smoothies.
Sunday, August 30, 2015
Me: Jude, come see! This squirrel is doing a mating call. See? He's singing that call and shaking his tail and trying to get girl squirrels to notice him.
Jude: I talk to the squirrel. I tell him, he could just get her flowers or something. He said maybe.
Sunday, August 23, 2015
Jude: Me and Ezra came up with a code to keep out the grown-ups, and no grown-ups can know the code!
Me: Please tell me!
Jude: NO!
Me: Please tell me!
Jude: Okay.
Saturday, August 22, 2015
Jude: If I was a dung beetle, I would definitely not want to be a dung beetle.
Friday, August 21, 2015
In the parking lot of the Y, a man driving a minivan and a girl in a carseat were waving at Jude.
Me: Do you know that girl from Child Watch?
Jude: Yeah. We play house together. I was the puppy.
Me: And she was your owner?
Jude: No, she was the cat.
