Jude: Know why I like this? Because it's red and the top of it is green. My favorite color is red. And my second favorite color is green. ... Duh.

Ezra: Know what's weird? Push-ups kind of remind me of mashed potatoes. I was thinking we should have mashed potatoes for dinner.
Me: Why do push-ups remind you of mashed potatoes?
Ezra: I don't know.