Ezra: Mommy, would you rather have one hand completely soaked, or both hands a little damp?
Tuesday, June 20, 2017
Me: We haven't played Uno in a while.
Jude: Actually I've played it.
Me: When did you play it?
Jude: With Buster and Sammy but it didn't kinda work. I was basically playing against myself.
Friday, June 16, 2017
Me: Did you eat breakfast?
Ezra: I had some Chick-Fil-A corn.
Me: .....what?
Ezra: Oh! I mean cornflakes.
Thursday, June 15, 2017
Ezra: I'm done.
Thank you note reads: "Dear Grandpa and Alice thank you for the money. -Ezra"
Me: Ok. Ha. Let's add something else besides "thank you for the money." Like, "hope to see you soon," or "I love you."
Jude: "I like money, so thank you."
Saturday, June 3, 2017
Me: 25 minutes left in the party, guys.
Keenan: Do you want to play everybody gets a sword and tries to kill everybody?
Ezra: Why can't we just have a miniature chess tournament?
Jude: Some kids found funderbugs at school!
Me: Thunderbugs? What's a thunderbug?
Jude: Some people call them fireflies.
