Me: How about you, Ezra?  Have you met anybody you might want to marry yet?
Ezra: Well, I don't really know what all my options are yet.  And I don't need to decide that until I'm like a teenager probably.

Jude: Less than a year until my birthday!!

Ezra: Mommy, there's a piece of the peach pit in my smoothie.
Me: Oh, sorry.
Ezra: At first I thought it was one of my teeth.