Jude: If you kick somebody in one of their privacy parts, you get a point.
Tuesday, July 28, 2015
Me: I think you guys might be kind of scared by Tomorrowland. It has robots shooting people.
Jude: Robots shooting people? That doesn't sound scary to me. I hate sweet stuff. Nice stuff. That doesn't sound scary.
Jude: I don't really wash my hands after I go poop, but I do really wash my hands before we cook.
Wednesday, July 22, 2015
Playing Go Fish.
Jude: Do you got any sheshells?
Ezra: Jude, it's she-sells.
Ezra: Do you got any horses?
Jude: You can just buy them online.
Friday, July 10, 2015
Jude, punching Ezra in the butt: Gotcha! Right in the kisser!
