Jude: Mommy, I VERY wish we could have a flying car.  And I wish we could have a pet wooverween [wolverine].

Me: Be quiet, Buster!
Jude: Or you could just tell him to ...S.....U.....T.....U.....P.

Jude: Mommy, I never color in stuff a lot, and I'm super good!  How did that happen?