Ezra put us all through his superhero machine, and we came out as follows: Ezra, Animal Saving Man; Jude, Spiderman; Me, Goo Girl; and Lauren, the tooth fairy. We decided she yanks villains' teeth out, then gives them dollars.

Ezra (putting his shoes on): Mommy, is this the right feet?
Mommy: Yeah, that's right.
Ezra: Say, "That is correct."

Ezra: Mommy, I want to have a meeting.
Me: Okay. What do you want to have a meeting about?
Ezra: I want to have a meeting about dinosaurs.

As we were getting in the car this afternoon, Ezra urged me to "make wind in the car." I assume he was referring to the air conditioning, since people don't usually beg me to make wind in the car.

Me: ...and we can see if they have any robot invitations for your birthday party at Target.
Ezra: But, Mommy, I want a penguin party. What about a robot penguin party? Like, penguins that are robots?

Ezra (flushing the toilet): Bye-bye, poop and pee! See you at the ocean!

Ezra: I have a sore throat.
Me: Aw, I'm sorry.
Ezra: Mommy, why when people say "I have a sore throat," people say "I'm sorry," even though they didn't do it?