Ezra: I like when I look in the mirror with my superhero underpants on. I look great great great!

Lauren was changing Jude's diaper yesterday and poop had come out the back and gotten all over his pants, which were in the hamper. Buster came in and tried to eat them, and Ezra told him, "They don't taste as good as they look."

Ezra: People in other countries think we're speaking Spanish.

Me, walking in to the sounds of yelling and crying: Why are you guys fighting? Ezra: I'm not fighting, Jude just knock my boat down. Me: Then why is Jude crying? Ezra: He's crying because he's sorry. Mm-hmm.

Ezra: What's a election? Me: It's when we all vote to choose who's going to run our country and make the rules we all follow. Ezra: What about stop at red lights and go at green lights? Me: I don't think that's going to change. I don't know anyone running on a traffic light reform platform.

Ezra was playing trains and said in his announcer voice, "You never know which way a train will go." Lauren: "That's what I love about trains."