Jude: Can we hear this cd?
Me: Sure! That's a good one.
Ezra: What's it called?,
Me: Actually, it has a bad word in the title. It doesn't have bad words in the music, though.
Ezra: What is it?
Me: It's called "Bitches Brew." "Bitch" is a bad word. You shouldn't say it. You'd get in trouble if you said it at school.
Ezra: I've never even heard of it. What does it mean?
Me: It's a very rude word for a woman.
Jude: Mommy, you're a bitch!
Me: No, Jude, we don't say that word. That's very rude.
Jude: Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch.
Me: Jude, NO. We don't use that bad word. Don't say it again or you'll lose your story tonight.
Jude: That wasn't me, Sammy say it! ..... Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch.

Ezra: OW!!!
Jude: Sowwy. Ezra: Juuude, I know you did it on purpose 'cause you said, "1 2 3 slap!"

Ezra: There's an edumacational book on dragons at the book fair, and it comes with a necklace with a real dragon tooth!

The last couple of times I've gone grocery shopping I've picked up some flavored sparkling water, which Jude loves.
Jude: What flavor is this one, Mommy?
Me: Peach-Pear.
Jude: And what flavor was the last one?
Me: Grapefruit.
Jude: Is there a cheese flavor?

Jude, dancing naked in front of the mirror: I'm ready, New York City!