Kindergarten classmate: Jude!  You were in my nightmare!
Jude: No I wasn't.

Jude: I don't mean to be rude, but that man sounded like a toad.

Me: The contractor said he was going to be here all day today but he was gone by 2.  He's not really here that much.
Jude: Geez, Mommy, just give him a break!