Jude: I don't wanna park down here! I not gonna walk!
Me: Ok, I'll give you a piggyback ride part of the way.
Me: [singing]
Jude: I hate when you sing!
Me: You hate when I sing? If you want a piggyback ride, you might want to be a little nicer.
Jude: Be nicer to who?

Ezra: Mama, can you read cursive?

Me: Do you think everyone will bring a stuffed animal to school today?
Ezra: Probably not everyone. You don't have to--it's a choice. I bet everyone will wear their pajamas, though, because what's better than going to school in your pajamas??

Ezra: Mama! Jude hit me, and then I hit Jude gently, and then Mommy said screen time was over!