Milli, Ezra's best friend, is moving and their preschool teacher is making her a book and including what every kid likes about her. She called today and asked for a quote from Ezr, who was in a pissy mood.

Me: Why is Milli your friend?
Ezra: Her not my friend, I'm just Milli's friend, but I don't want to be 'cause I don't like her.

You think she should put that in the book?