Me: You want to go to church in the morning?
Ezra: No, I want to go to Granny's church.
Me: Granny doesn't go to a church.
Ezra: Yes, she do. The church where she eats breakfast.
Me: What?
Ezra: The church where she eats breakfast, and there are two swimming pools, a hot one and a cold one, and...
Me: That's a hotel.