Jude: I want a waffle with peanut butter and regular butter and honey and berries.
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Me: Okay, here you go.
Jude: Now cut it up.
Me: You can cut it. You use the side of your fork like this, see?
Jude: I can't do it!
Me: Do you want a metal fork that might work better?
Jude: Yeah.
Me: Here you go.
Jude: I need you to do it!
Me: You can either cut it like I showed you or just pick up the whole thing with your fork and take bites off of it. Figure it out.
Jude: HEEEEEELP!!! HEEEELP, MAMA, HEEEEEELP!