Twenty minutes into reading bedtime stories in the tent, Jude said he had to run inside to get something, and came back with a My Little Ponies coloring book (with no crayons).
Me: What's that for?
Jude: It's to look at in case I get bored.
Me: I don't think you're going to have a chance to get bored. We're just reading stories a little longer and then we'll go to sleep.
Jude: I'm bored already.