After I screamed for Lauren to come get rid of a giant spider I almost stepped on with my bare foot this morning, the boys spoke up in defense of spiders.
Ezra: I like spiders.
Jude: I like spiders too. Know what I like about spiders? I like dere legs and dere mouf.
Ezra: I wish I had a pet spider.
Jude: I wish a spider would sit in my hand.
Ezra: I wish a spider would walk on my back. I bet it would feel like a massage.
Jude: I wish a spider would get me toys.
Ezra: I wish a spider would drive me to the toy store!
Jude: I wish a spider would turn on the TV!
Ezra: I wish a spider would read me books!
Jude: I wish a spider would get me candy!