Jude's jokes fall into two categories: nonsensical knock-knock and statements that aren't true, both of which are preceded by "I got a joke for you." Yesterday we parked at the Y and I put him in his coat and hat for the walk into Child Watch, but he didn't want to wear his hat, so I put it back in the car. He said, "I not wear my hat 'cause the babies grab it." "Do the babies grab your things?" "Yeah. ... I got a joke for you. I like babies."