MEzra: Mommy, what kind of water are you drinking?
Me: It's not water, it's a soft drink.
Ezra: What's a soft drink?
Me: It's another word for soda.
Ezra: What's a soda?
Me: It's a drink with caffeine in it, like coffee. I'm drinking it to help me feel less sleepy.
Ezra: What's less?
Me: It means not as sleepy.
Ezra: What's not as sleepy?
Me:....
Ezra: Why do you drink coffee?
Me: Because it helps me wake up. And I like it.
Ezra: Mommy, why is there a bell on your cup inside a bell?
Me: ....
Ezra: Mommy, where is there a bell on your cup inside a bell?
Me: .....
Ezra: Mommy, why is it called Taco Bell?