Ezra: Mommy, I sick. I think I need to see the doctor.
[note: not really.]
Me: Well, let's take you to the doctor. Dr. Lauren, this little boy feels sick.
Lauren: Well, let's take a listen to your heart. Hmmm....I think you need to be....TICKLED!
Ezra: HA HA HA HA HA!
Ezra: No, Mommy, I mean a real doctor.