Me: Go try to use the bathroom before we go to baseball practice.
Jude: I don't need to.
Me: Remember how there's no bathroom there and last time you had to go pee in the woods and that was kind of uncomfortable?
Jude: Actually that was actually kind of fine.

Me: How about you, Ezra?  Have you met anybody you might want to marry yet?
Ezra: Well, I don't really know what all my options are yet.  And I don't need to decide that until I'm like a teenager probably.

Jude: Less than a year until my birthday!!

Ezra: Mommy, there's a piece of the peach pit in my smoothie.
Me: Oh, sorry.
Ezra: At first I thought it was one of my teeth.

Jude: Ezra, come here. (puts his hands on Ezra's cheeks) BUUUURRRP.

Jude: Mommy, can you look up what's the biggest city in the world?  Why can't I have some chips?

Jude: How long will I be in kindergarten?  A few years?