Jude: Ezra, come here. (puts his hands on Ezra's cheeks) BUUUURRRP.

Jude: Mommy, can you look up what's the biggest city in the world?  Why can't I have some chips?

Jude: How long will I be in kindergarten?  A few years?

Jude: Why do we have to go the gym all the time?  It reminds me of DEATH.

Ezra: How many of your tadpoles died?
Jude: Three.
Ezra: All of ours died.
Jude: All...all of it?
Ezra: Yep.
Jude: Did you touch them?
Ezra: No.
Jude: Good. Did you put soap in the water?
Ezra: No.
Jude: That's good.

Jude: Mama, that cloud looks like a girl doggie and a ice cream cone.
Lauren: How do you know it's a girl dog?
Jude: It has a ponytail.

Me: Did the ladies at the Y try to talk to you?
Jude: Yes.
Me: Did you talk to them?
Jude: I only say one thing.
Me: What was that?
Jude: "I need to go to the bathroom."  Other than that, I just ignore them.