Ezra: It would be cool if they were real knights from the past.  Like Rip van Tinkle.  He woke up and he was in a different time zone.

Jude: Mommy, I VERY wish we could have a flying car.  And I wish we could have a pet wooverween [wolverine].

Me: Be quiet, Buster!
Jude: Or you could just tell him to ...S.....U.....T.....U.....P.

Jude: Mommy, I never color in stuff a lot, and I'm super good!  How did that happen?

Jude: Mommy, I'm bored.
Me: Okay, what do you want to do?
Jude: I don't know.  That's what bored means.

The first thing Jude said to me this morning:
Jude: Mommy, what happens if you don't bury a dead human?

Jude (apropos of nothing): You know there's no such thing as flying butts.  Unless somebody slices off a butt and puts a jetpack on it.