Jude: If you kick somebody in one of their privacy parts, you get a point.
Tuesday, July 28, 2015
Me: I think you guys might be kind of scared by Tomorrowland. It has robots shooting people.
Jude: Robots shooting people? That doesn't sound scary to me. I hate sweet stuff. Nice stuff. That doesn't sound scary.
Jude: I don't really wash my hands after I go poop, but I do really wash my hands before we cook.
Wednesday, July 22, 2015
Playing Go Fish.
Jude: Do you got any sheshells?
Ezra: Jude, it's she-sells.
Ezra: Do you got any horses?
Jude: You can just buy them online.
Friday, July 10, 2015
Jude, punching Ezra in the butt: Gotcha! Right in the kisser!
Thursday, June 4, 2015
Jude: Know why I like this? Because it's red and the top of it is green. My favorite color is red. And my second favorite color is green. ... Duh.
Ezra: Know what's weird? Push-ups kind of remind me of mashed potatoes. I was thinking we should have mashed potatoes for dinner.
Me: Why do push-ups remind you of mashed potatoes?
Ezra: I don't know.
