Jude: I'm ready for wiping! ... My butt looks awesome, thank you!
Thursday, January 29, 2015
Jude, playing with Magformers: Look, I made a mama bird and a baby bird!
Lauren: Nice!
Me: Isn't that sweet? [sotto voce] Isn't that nice? Nobody's kicking anybody in the face or anything...
Jude: And this is a meteorite.
Wednesday, January 28, 2015
Jude: Oh my goodness sakes.
Ezra: Do you want to play Paw Patrol?
Jude: I would love that! Genius! Genius! You're a genius, Ezra!
Saturday, January 24, 2015
Jude, putting his hand in front of Ezra's mouth: Bite me. Bite me, Ezra, then I bite you.
Tuesday, January 20, 2015
Jude: Give me your chin so I can kiss you on the lips. I want to sleep in your bed. ... What's a pedipus?
Monday, January 12, 2015
Jude: Nooo! I don't wanna go potty. Sammy says I don't have to go potty.
