Me: 25 minutes left in the party, guys.
Keenan: Do you want to play everybody gets a sword and tries to kill everybody?
Ezra: Why can't we just have a miniature chess tournament?

Jude: Some kids found funderbugs at school!
Me: Thunderbugs?  What's a thunderbug?
Jude: Some people call them fireflies.

Jude, taking Atticus down our half-finished basement stairs to the new playroom: Don't worry; we're making some adjustments.

Jude to his friend Atticus: Mozart wrote this.  It's the turkey-ish march.

Kindergarten classmate: Jude!  You were in my nightmare!
Jude: No I wasn't.

Jude: I don't mean to be rude, but that man sounded like a toad.

Me: The contractor said he was going to be here all day today but he was gone by 2.  He's not really here that much.
Jude: Geez, Mommy, just give him a break!