Jude: I don't mean to be rude, but that man sounded like a toad.

Me: The contractor said he was going to be here all day today but he was gone by 2.  He's not really here that much.
Jude: Geez, Mommy, just give him a break!

Out to lunch at a new restuarant called bartaco.
Me: This place used to be Andy's Heating and Cooling.
Jude: It was a massage place?
Me: What? No.  I said Andy's Heating and Cooling.
Jude: Was it a massage place?
Me: No, it sold furnaces and air conditioners.  Why did you think it was a massage place?
Jude: It just sounds "massage-y."

Jude: I can tell basset hounds from beagles because their ears go downer.  And they look messier.

Jude: I was just using this flashlight to look at Buster.  I looked in his ears.  And his fur.  And I was just about to look in his nose.  If he stands up, I might look in his butt.

Ezra: Guess what? Ryan asked Bella out on a date and she said maybe!
Me: Wow! How do you know?
Ezra: Everybody knows it!  Everybody was telling everybody! Isn't that kind of young?
Lauren: I guess some people start earlier than others.
Ezra: Not me!  I didn't think you had to start finding somebody you wanted to marry until middle school!

Me: Go try to use the bathroom before we go to baseball practice.
Jude: I don't need to.
Me: Remember how there's no bathroom there and last time you had to go pee in the woods and that was kind of uncomfortable?
Jude: Actually that was actually kind of fine.