Ezra: Mommy, did you know that being around turkeys makes you sleepy?

Ezra: I already hurt this part of my leg and this part of my leg.  When am I going to hurt this part of my leg?
Jude: Now!  [Whap!]

Ezra: Can I go late to Keenan's birthday party?
Me: Why?
Ezra: Keenan asked me to.
Me: You mean early?
Ezra: Wait, what's the difference?

Ezra: Should I wear short pants?
Me: You could wear shorts, but you'd be pretty cold this morning.
Ezra: No, I was thinking I'd just wear short pants and pull my socks way up.

Jude: Are we going to the gym?
Me: Yep.
Jude: I not going to the gym!  It'll make me die!
Ezra: That was what you said when you didn't want to eat a taco.

Jude: Kick your big butt!
Ezra: I'll take that as a compliment.

Ever: You're pretty weird.
Ezra: Woulda, coulda, shoulda.