Me: Do you want to look on the computer for pictures of bedrooms that we both like?
Ezra: Well, I want to do something that's not boring.

Me: Jude, do you want milk or water?
Jude: Milkwater.
Me: Do you want milk, or do you want water?
Jude: Milkwater.
Me: Do you want water or milk?
Jude: Watermilk.

Ezra just pulled my knife sharpener out from underneath Jude's dresser, exclaiming, "I've been looking all over for this!," which explains everything you need to know about the state of my house.

Ezra: I just made a Q with my poop.

Ezra: I'm bored.
Jude: I'm bored too.

Aw, Jude just said his first "y'all": "Ezwa, where are y'all?"

Ezra: Why do they make slippers that look like cars?
Lauren: Because they know that kids like cars.
Ezra: Boys like cars. Girls like flowers.
Lauren: Well, some girls like cars, and some boys like flowers.
Ezra: Well, boys like things that are cool, like cars and superheros, and girls like things that are pretty.