Ezra: Ben at preschool says bad words, like "stinky butt."

Ezra: Let's dig up some worms and keep them as pets.

Ezra: Mommy, guess what I did? I cleaned the bathroom with Jude's toothbrush!

Opening our Easter cards from our grandparents.
Ezra: Mommy, look I got a dollar! I got a dollar!
Me: I got a dollar, too.
Ezra: You know what we could do? If we put our dollars together...we could both put them in my piggy bank!

Lauren: Do you want to put your feet in the creek?
Ezra: You go first, in case there are sharks.

Ezra: Mommy, me and Jude have lots of star stickers, so you can have a star when you make furniture. If you build something really hard. If you do a really good job, you can have a sticker on your shirt for a badge.

Ezra: Let's play pretend story hour--you get to pick the story.
Me: Jack and the Beanstalk.
Ezra: You mean The Three Little Pigs?